What do cleavage, bedroom eyes, and short skirts have in common? They were all introduced to my son this weekend. I think if you click on the picture, you'll get a clearer view, but it's late and I'm too tired to troubleshoot. Anyway, the kid and I are playing Candy Land this ... » Learn More about Sex in Candy Land. Boobs on Sesame Street.
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My Kid is Funnier Than Your Kid
I had a whole post ready about how I was going to beg my husband to impregnate me, but then my son went and said some of the funniest things and I just have to share! Plus, we're a little pressed for time today; we're traveling to a friend's house for the ultimate play date: five kids, three adults, ... » Learn More about My Kid is Funnier Than Your Kid
Anne Hathaway is my Homey. But Not Really.
Good Thursday to you! My girl Angela is back to explain her obsession with admiration for Anne Hathaway. Please note that I do not condone such behavior, as I find Ms. Hathaway pretentious and I want to flick her in the eyeball every time she giggles, but, hey, that's just one girl's opinion. Now ... » Learn More about Anne Hathaway is my Homey. But Not Really.
I’m One Bad Mamma Jamma
Happy Wednesday, pals! You'll actually have to travel to get to my post today, but I promise it's easy AND worth it. The mah-velous Meredith, whose writing is featured in I Just Want to Pee Alone (YAY Meredith!!!), is hosting a series called I'm a Mom of the Year and my post is up today. All you ... » Learn More about I’m One Bad Mamma Jamma
Oversharing: My Kid Pooped in Your Napkin
It's been too long since I've added to my Oversharing series, so let's just get right to it, shall we? Today we will be discussing the time Okay, so maybe it wasn't your napkin, but it was someone's... The year was 2009. My son, barely 3 months old, had accompanied me and a few family members ... » Learn More about Oversharing: My Kid Pooped in Your Napkin
Project Optimism: Happy Wives Club
It's no secret that readers leave my blog covered in residual sarcasm and tongue-in-cheek humor, some of which is completely inappropriate and off-color. It's how we do 'round these parts. But this weekend, I came across a new blog, courtesy of my blogging buddy Mama G. who does her hilarious ... » Learn More about Project Optimism: Happy Wives Club
Hellooooo, Spring!
64. As in 64 degrees. There was residual snow on the ground, yet we broke out the sandbox and rocked short sleeves. It was the perfect preview of spring. The neighborhood kids were out. People were washing their cars in their driveways. Front doors that had sealed off its inhabitants ... » Learn More about Hellooooo, Spring!
What I Really Wanted To Say Was…
Some of us don't have filters, which is to say we speak the words others only think. I guess I fall under the "semi-filter" category because I definitely shoot off some random crap, but I have just enough restraint to remain employed. Lately, though, I've been tempted to go all Larry David on ... » Learn More about What I Really Wanted To Say Was…
Who’s Your Boss?
Welcome back to another fabulous Friday with the incomparable More Than Mommies Mixer! Make sure you scroll down to the bottom to meet some great bloggers and grab out button! Linky tools hate Wordpress (or me), so only the blog link-up is displayed below. To link up your Pinterest boards, Twitter ... » Learn More about Who’s Your Boss?
My Grandma, May She Rest in Peace, Was Nuts
I've never published twice in one day, but because today is special, I'm breaking all the rules. Today is four years since one of my very favorite people left our family and went, we hope, to Heaven. My grandma. Man, was she cray. And I loved her for it. I loved her even when I took a new ... » Learn More about My Grandma, May She Rest in Peace, Was Nuts