If you want a how-to manual for trouble-free parenting, one that offers guidance and advice from other Moms, I Just Want to Pee Alone is not the book for you. The honest, hilarious, and sometimes poignant ladies in this Momthology aren't trying to tell us how to parent; they are holding our hands ... » Learn More about The Most Official Review of I Just Want to Pee Alone
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My Priest Broke My Heart
My head almost exploded yesterday. I turned a color of red that caught my son's attention and clenched my teeth until my brain hurt. My Lenten promise to live life more gracefully and with more patience was tested. I failed the test big time. I'm getting ahead of myself. It bears mentioning ... » Learn More about My Priest Broke My Heart
The Momobile: Mini-bar Comes Standard
I can tell men have been calling the shots when it comes to the design of family vehicles. If Moms were in charge, it never would’ve taken so long to build a car with its own vacuum. My gal pals and I have been talking about surviving long road trips with family, and we all agree that the perfect ... » Learn More about The Momobile: Mini-bar Comes Standard
Oversharing: Paige Kellerman’s The Window Peeper
Happy Wednesday, pals! Welcome to the very first installment of the Oversharing: I Ain't Scarrrred series! One of my very favorite writers agreed to Overshare a story with you to kick things off! How excited are you right now?! If you're like me, you're jumping up and down, mostly because that ... » Learn More about Oversharing: Paige Kellerman’s The Window Peeper
Under Pressure!
In case you need some tunes while you're reading this rant, here ya go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a01QQZyl-_I Lately, I've been feeling that anxious heart racing in my chest kind of thing, and I didn't know why. Kids have been good, healthy. Work is under control. I managed to wash my ... » Learn More about Under Pressure!
Project Optimism: Right Under My Nose
I was a junior in college, calling home a few times a week to assure my mom I hadn't been incarcerated. She used to be super excited to hear from me, but with each subsequent call, she seemed increasingly rushed, like she didn't she didn't have time to talk, which was impossible because I'm pretty ... » Learn More about Project Optimism: Right Under My Nose
Sex in Candy Land. Boobs on Sesame Street.
What do cleavage, bedroom eyes, and short skirts have in common? They were all introduced to my son this weekend. I think if you click on the picture, you'll get a clearer view, but it's late and I'm too tired to troubleshoot. Anyway, the kid and I are playing Candy Land this ... » Learn More about Sex in Candy Land. Boobs on Sesame Street.
My Kid is Funnier Than Your Kid
I had a whole post ready about how I was going to beg my husband to impregnate me, but then my son went and said some of the funniest things and I just have to share! Plus, we're a little pressed for time today; we're traveling to a friend's house for the ultimate play date: five kids, three adults, ... » Learn More about My Kid is Funnier Than Your Kid
Anne Hathaway is my Homey. But Not Really.
Good Thursday to you! My girl Angela is back to explain her obsession with admiration for Anne Hathaway. Please note that I do not condone such behavior, as I find Ms. Hathaway pretentious and I want to flick her in the eyeball every time she giggles, but, hey, that's just one girl's opinion. Now ... » Learn More about Anne Hathaway is my Homey. But Not Really.
I’m One Bad Mamma Jamma
Happy Wednesday, pals! You'll actually have to travel to get to my post today, but I promise it's easy AND worth it. The mah-velous Meredith, whose writing is featured in I Just Want to Pee Alone (YAY Meredith!!!), is hosting a series called I'm a Mom of the Year and my post is up today. All you ... » Learn More about I’m One Bad Mamma Jamma