My children have basically ruined my breasts. Once perky and full, they are now sad, deflated balloons found shriveled and embarrassed behind the couch a month after the party: they tried to remain afloat, but gravity and grubby hands got the best of them and finally brought them to their demise. ... » Learn More about Oversharing: Double D Disaster — A Bra Shopping Tale of Woe
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Giveaway: Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey’s Built To Amaze!
I'm making plans for you and your family. Ready? On November 5th or 6th--you pick, I'm not that bossy--you'll be heading to the CONSOL Energy Center to witness the greatest show on earth. That's not hyperbole, either; it's trademarked and stuff. If you've no idea what the ... » Learn More about Giveaway: Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey’s Built To Amaze!
Oversharing: From the Mouths of Babes
We all have that one facial feature we'd like to change, or a body qualm that, try as we might, we just can't come to terms with. Some of us, like myself, would like to decrease the amount of junk in her trunk. Others would rather--ahem--augment. Today's Oversharer is no different; Amanda dreams of ... » Learn More about Oversharing: From the Mouths of Babes
My New Mantra
“I participated in Influencer Activation on behalf of Mom Central Consulting for Baby Mantra. I received product samples to facilitate my review and a promotional item to thank me for participating.” In 2009, I gave birth to the child with the most sensitive skin EVAH. He had beautiful, ... » Learn More about My New Mantra
Oversharing: You May Remember Me From Walmart
When I started blogging, I stumbled upon a little corner of the interwebs called Bad Parenting Moments. From the name, I thought I was in for a dose of Pinterest fail-y stuffs and a fellow mom's admission that imperfection is the thread which holds her days together, too. Power in numbers, people. ... » Learn More about Oversharing: You May Remember Me From Walmart
Oversharing: Parisian Laser Hair Removal
We're baaaaaack! I know you've been all, "Where has that hilarious weekly Oversharing series been?" and you haven't been able to sleep for lack of entertaining tales o' lady bits, explosive bathroom mishaps, and foul words spewing out at the most inopportune times. Well, have no fear, loyal ... » Learn More about Oversharing: Parisian Laser Hair Removal
Need Frozen Halloween Costumes? Kandoo!
Halloween is nearly here, and I'm teaming up with Kandoo and some of my favorite bloggers on Instagram to co-host an epic Frozen Halloween costume giveaway. Do your kids love Halloween? Are they obsessed with Frozen? We're giving away three Frozen Halloween costumes and a $100 Amazon Gift ... » Learn More about Need Frozen Halloween Costumes? Kandoo!
Here’s What I Think of Your Fundraising
What used to be a few times a year, has become a weekly occurrence. No longer for kindness and charity, it has morphed into a gruesome beast whose singular purpose is to keep a king in his throne. I'm talking fundraising, people. And it's outta control! The days of simply shelling out for Girl ... » Learn More about Here’s What I Think of Your Fundraising
Breakfast Burritos Make Me Sick and I Hate Guys That Wear Abercrombie & Fitch
He was charming. Handsome. Ambitious. Fun. <Insert lavish sigh and girlish giggles here> On the heels of my first real break-up, I met Bryan.* We lived in the same dorm and despite my role as big bad Resident Assistant, he continued to underage drink in his room. He was the ... » Learn More about Breakfast Burritos Make Me Sick and I Hate Guys That Wear Abercrombie & Fitch
My Husband’s Love Affair With Another Man…
Excel spreadsheets. Family budget. 401K and retirement packages. "Live like no one else today so you can live like no one else tomorrow." If any of that got you all hot and bothered, you're probably my husband, who, by the way, is having an ongoing love affair with another man. Yes, ... » Learn More about My Husband’s Love Affair With Another Man…