I don't know what it is about my toddler, but she loves to help, as long as helping is making a bigger mess and extending a ten minute task to a full half hour. But if the satisfied smile on her chubby little face isn't worth it, then I'm not addicted to chocolate and sarcasm. And I am both. ... » Learn More about “Mommy, I Can Help!”
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Asking Saves Kids
I used to play at a friend's house where her father's gun cabinet was the first thing we saw when we ran downstairs to her game room. Long rifles with thick straps were right there, at the base of the steps, staring at us. I remember feeling intimidated because my parents didn't own guns, ... » Learn More about Asking Saves Kids
17 Has Turned 35
This here is a sponsored post, but I am in love with the product and you could win a free somethin' somethin'. We all win. My handsome husband recently turned 35. I also celebrated the 12th anniversary of my 21st birthday, but let's focus on how my husband is almost 40. Apparently, ... » Learn More about 17 Has Turned 35
Secret Language Names: Helping Me Read People
I have been popping out babies since 2009, but have been obsessed with the origin and meanings of names loooong before my loins were to grace a tiny human with his/her own moniker. Something about the history associated with names just fascinates me. For instance, my name is Stephanie. The ... » Learn More about Secret Language Names: Helping Me Read People
Winners, Vomit, and Bad Drivers
THE WINNER OF THE MICHELLE'S MARK CUSTOM JEWELRY GIVEAWAY IS......... you're doing a drum roll, right? JENIFER BLEVINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I laughed for ten minutes when Rafflecopter spit out her name because it just so happens that Jen has been my BFF since, like, 8th grade. I'm her ... » Learn More about Winners, Vomit, and Bad Drivers