You see this little nugget? She's about to turn the big 0-2. I have mixed emotions about this milestone. Technically, she hasn't been a baby for the past year but mind your own business, BabyCenter, with your emails telling me she's a toddler about to embark upon the Terrible Twos. Who asked ... » Learn More about I’m a Butt Paste Mom
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These posts are samples of my sponsored writings; I was compensated for them, yet all opinions and poor attempts at jokes are my own.
Steaming is the New Mattress
I remember the day I got my first ball glove. The smell of leather made me feel like a Major Leaguer, and I attributed the fact that I could out-throw most of the boys to That Glove. To break it in, I lathered the palm in baby oil, then closed it around a ball, securing it under my mattress for a ... » Learn More about Steaming is the New Mattress
Fueling Education
Raise your hand if you know teachers who spend their own money on classroom stuffs. That's a rhetorical question, you guys. EVERYONE knows a teacher who forks over cash money for extra pencils, classroom decor, or to supplement their lesson plans. The average teacher actually spends, like, $500 ... » Learn More about Fueling Education
Take Your Students to Peru!
Our neighbor is an elementary school teacher and a few years ago, she told me how she had shared a live-streaming of bald eagle eggs hatching in their nest. Without ever leaving their seats, her students saw nature at its best. Those kids probably didn't realize how lucky they were to witness ... » Learn More about Take Your Students to Peru!
I Love Me a Good Underdog
When I traded in my high heels and laptop case for three kids and an extensive Crockpot repertoire, I was scared. As a social, artsy lady, I knew I would need a creative outlet, and I feared teaching a baby to wave bye-bye wouldn’t live up to be the cathartic experience I craved. What if I lost my ... » Learn More about I Love Me a Good Underdog