There's a reason why so many marketing dollars are thrown at ad campaigns portraying Moms as exhausted ladies looking for something to make our lives easier: it's because the majority of us are exhausted and looking for something to make our lives easier. Long before I had my own children, ... » Learn More about Perfection Times Two
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My Husband Almost Lost An Eye So You Can Win Stuff!
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The Parenting Manual They Said Didn’t Exist
What is that boy thinking?! OMG. Why can't I get through to her?! IF ONLY THERE WERE A HOW-TO MANUAL FOR RAISING KIDS!!!!! Know when I can really use some help with kids? When my oldest brings home that super contagious bug from school. No, not the flu; the eye-rolling, back-talking, ... » Learn More about The Parenting Manual They Said Didn’t Exist
Oh, potty training, how I have NOT missed you
Hey, you know what's really great, and by great, I mean "makes me want to scoop out my eyes with a rusty spork?" Potty training a small human. All the experts tell us to look for SIGNS OF READINESS like dry diapers in the morning or mini-tantrums when one soils herself, but here's some inside scoop: ... » Learn More about Oh, potty training, how I have NOT missed you
Smiling is my favorite
Sometimes, people suck. They're hateful and hurtful and emphatically unapologetic. They're purposeful and pointed in their words and actions, aiming to cut others with them. Sometimes, people don't suck. They go on hugging sprees, give a voice to the voiceless, and stand up for those who are ... » Learn More about Smiling is my favorite