Originally published in March 2013 It's no secret 'round these parts that my uterus is jonesing for a little company. Lately, new things have factored into the matter: My 20-month old has learned to hold my iPhone without her chubby thumbs getting in the way. You heard it ... » Learn More about A How-To Guide for Convincing Your Husband to Knock You Up. Again.
Here, have some funny served with a side of inappropriate. Because life is too short, laugh!
Yesterday, as I was floating in the pool perusing Self magazine working, I came across the following: "There may be a scientific reason for those TMI moments. Sharing personal info lights up reward centers in the brain--the same ones activated by sex..." (page 81 of August 2012 issue of ... » Learn More about Oversharing, Scary Mommy-style: This One Time, In My Bedroom…
When I married my husband, I also married his credit card debt. As a single guy and a baseball coach, it was nothing for him to charge each meal of the day, a dozen bats, and gas for the tournaments every week. And then I came into the picture. There was my ring (gorgeous--well done, husband), fancy ... » Learn More about Saving for a Rainy Day
I can tell men have been calling the shots when it comes to the design of family vehicles. If Moms were in charge, it never would’ve taken so long to build a car with its own vacuum. My gal pals and I have been talking about surviving long road trips with family, and we all agree that the perfect ... » Learn More about The Momobile: Mini-bar Comes Standard
Remember how sick I was yesterday? Well, today I put on my "day clothes," as my kids call them, and headed out to the boy's preschool parent/teacher conference. [Insert merited applause here]. I prayed that I wouldn't crap in my pants and would like to thank Baby Jesus for hearing me. ... » Learn More about Oversharing: Toddler-style