Originally published in March 2013 It's no secret 'round these parts that my uterus is jonesing for a little company. Lately, new things have factored into the matter: My 20-month old has learned to hold my iPhone without her chubby thumbs getting in the way. You heard it ... » Learn More about A How-To Guide for Convincing Your Husband to Knock You Up. Again.
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Parenting, marriage, faith, and funny (with a few rants thrown in for good measure).
Scary Mommy Summary and Summer Plans
Turns out, I kinda like this vlogging thang. It's definitely not because I want the world to hear my manly voice or because I want to worry about covering the massive zit that has taken up residence on my chin. It's not because it's easy to find a minute where the kids are quiet or the husband isn't ... » Learn More about Scary Mommy Summary and Summer Plans
God Help Me; I’ve Vlogged
Hey there Mixies! So, I took one for the team, and by "took one" I mean I made a complete fool of myself, and by "the team" I mean Janene and Christine of More Than Mommies. See, they had this idea that we should create a vlog, and they gave us questions so we didn't ramble like idiots. ... » Learn More about God Help Me; I’ve Vlogged
Hug Your Favorite Gay or Lesbian & High-Five 5 out of 9 Supreme Court Justices!
"DOMA is unconstitutional as a deprivation of the equal liberty of persons that is protected by the Fifth Amendment." Boom. My reaction to the ruling was a cross between DUH and AMEN. On one hand, I'm irritated that it took this long (or was even necessary in the first place) to allow two people ... » Learn More about Hug Your Favorite Gay or Lesbian & High-Five 5 out of 9 Supreme Court Justices!
Mick Jagger’s Not Getting My Panties, But He May Get My Husband’s
When I texted my best gal pal, "Have to take subway to concert, pray for me," she thought I was taking sandwiches to the Rolling Stones Fifty & Counting show. Not so much. What has two thumbs and had never been on a subway until this past weekend? This country bumpkin. That whole thumb thing ... » Learn More about Mick Jagger’s Not Getting My Panties, But He May Get My Husband’s