Vomit-covered hands. Dead body discovery. Foul-mouthed, pot-smoking parents (well, mostly Dad). A smuggled placenta. What's this, you ask? The next episode of Pretty Little Liars? (Does that reference work here? 'Cause I've truthfully never seen the show and had to Google "popular TV ... » Learn More about A Very Professional Interview with Johanna Stein, Author of How Not To Calm A Child On a Plane
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Motherhood & Expectations
2009, Motherhood Expectations: I will have this baby naturally, no medication. I will nurse this baby with no issues because that's the most natural thing for breasts to do. I will nurture and love this baby and not feel guilty when I have to leave him and return to work three months ... » Learn More about Motherhood & Expectations
5 Things Moms Should NOT Do After Having a Baby
Unless you're new 'round these parts (or have purposely been ignoring me because you're sick of hearing about pregnancy, et. al., in which case, I can't blame you), you know I've just birthed my third adorable bundle of baby. One may think that makes me a "pro parent." I say Bwahahahahaha to that ... » Learn More about 5 Things Moms Should NOT Do After Having a Baby
Where Are They Now? Toddler Version.
Ever watch the VH1 show, Where Are They Now? It's about what yesterday's celebrity is doing today. For example, Vanilla Ice twenty years ago? Rapping. Or trying to. Source Today? Trying to infiltrate HGTV with his house-flipping street cred. Source I like Where Are ... » Learn More about Where Are They Now? Toddler Version.
Everything I Know About Kids I Learned From Dogs
Being trapped indoors with two feisty toddlers is about as much fun as a pap smear. Western Pennsylvania weather is constantly kicking us in the crotch with blankets of snow in the winter, gallons of rain in the spring, and drastic temperature changes from day to day regardless of the season. I ... » Learn More about Everything I Know About Kids I Learned From Dogs