I was teaching Homer's "The Odyssey" in my sophomore English class: the epic poem that can also be an epic fail because of all the weird sex stuff and because sophomores. But my team teacher and I were killing it, no pun intended, when something outside caught my attention. A lump half buried in the ... » Learn More about One Teacher’s Sixth Sense: I See Dead Dogs
Funny Stuff
Here, have some funny served with a side of inappropriate. Because life is too short, laugh!
5 Things Moms Should NOT Do After Having a Baby
Unless you're new 'round these parts (or have purposely been ignoring me because you're sick of hearing about pregnancy, et. al., in which case, I can't blame you), you know I've just birthed my third adorable bundle of baby. One may think that makes me a "pro parent." I say Bwahahahahaha to that ... » Learn More about 5 Things Moms Should NOT Do After Having a Baby
Bow Down, Peasants, and Win a Phone
I participated in a campaign on behalf of Mom Central Consulting (#MC) for Sprint. I received a product sample to facilitate my review and to thank me for participating. While this post is sponsored, all opinions (especially about Game of Thrones) are mine. Hear ye, hear ... » Learn More about Bow Down, Peasants, and Win a Phone
I Got a Spray Tan. With My Mother.
Did you know that spray tans are now done one-on-one? Like, the days of you being alone in a shower-esque room with nozzles squirting you are gone. In their place is a perky, 20-something blonde who strips you down to your glory and asks you to rearrange your thigh fat for optimal spraying. Oh, ... » Learn More about I Got a Spray Tan. With My Mother.
Oversharing: And That Was All.
It has been a loooong time since I've written something just for fun, and today is the day we get back to our roots. Back to our dysfunctionally fun Oversharing roots. Granted, I didn't write today's post, Jen from Real Life Parenting did, but it's a story that could have just as easily happened to ... » Learn More about Oversharing: And That Was All.