What do cleavage, bedroom eyes, and short skirts have in common? They were all introduced to my son this weekend. I think if you click on the picture, you'll get a clearer view, but it's late and I'm too tired to troubleshoot. Anyway, the kid and I are playing Candy Land this ... » Learn More about Sex in Candy Land. Boobs on Sesame Street.
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My Kid is Funnier Than Your Kid
I had a whole post ready about how I was going to beg my husband to impregnate me, but then my son went and said some of the funniest things and I just have to share! Plus, we're a little pressed for time today; we're traveling to a friend's house for the ultimate play date: five kids, three adults, ... » Learn More about My Kid is Funnier Than Your Kid
Anne Hathaway is my Homey. But Not Really.
Good Thursday to you! My girl Angela is back to explain her obsession with admiration for Anne Hathaway. Please note that I do not condone such behavior, as I find Ms. Hathaway pretentious and I want to flick her in the eyeball every time she giggles, but, hey, that's just one girl's opinion. Now ... » Learn More about Anne Hathaway is my Homey. But Not Really.
I’m One Bad Mamma Jamma
Happy Wednesday, pals! You'll actually have to travel to get to my post today, but I promise it's easy AND worth it. The mah-velous Meredith, whose writing is featured in I Just Want to Pee Alone (YAY Meredith!!!), is hosting a series called I'm a Mom of the Year and my post is up today. All you ... » Learn More about I’m One Bad Mamma Jamma
Oversharing: My Kid Pooped in Your Napkin
It's been too long since I've added to my Oversharing series, so let's just get right to it, shall we? Today we will be discussing the time Okay, so maybe it wasn't your napkin, but it was someone's... The year was 2009. My son, barely 3 months old, had accompanied me and a few family members ... » Learn More about Oversharing: My Kid Pooped in Your Napkin