My husband kisses me every day. He reaches for me in his sleep. He is patient when I am not. You won’t find him drinking at the table Rolling dice and staying out ’til three You won’t ever find him be unfaithful You will find him, you’ll find him next to me My ... » Learn More about You Will Find Him Next To Me
Parenting
Hiya New Pals!
Are you reading this from your mobile device whilst atop the porcelain throne? I'm not judging, just curious. In case you were wondering, I am coming to you live from the bathroom, but only because I'm hiding from my kids. If I have to read The Little Engine That Could one more time today, I am ... » Learn More about Hiya New Pals!
Oversharing: My Pee Tests
Do you find that sharing one too many personal details brings you endless delight, much to the dismay of your parents or spouse? Is your goal in life to make those around you squeamish and/or run to the bathroom to either laugh-pee or vomit in response to a story you've told? Do you believe ... » Learn More about Oversharing: My Pee Tests
Reliving My Childhood, One New Kid On the Block At a Time
I wrote this post a few weeks ago, but got lucky when Jenn's Theme Thursday prompt was concerts. So I'm recycling. Saving the earth, one blog post at a time. Where: A third-grade classroom When: 1989 Why: Valentine's Day Extravaganza There we were, decorating our shoe boxes ... » Learn More about Reliving My Childhood, One New Kid On the Block At a Time
Everything I Know About Kids I Learned From Dogs
Being trapped indoors with two feisty toddlers is about as much fun as a pap smear. Western Pennsylvania weather is constantly kicking us in the crotch with blankets of snow in the winter, gallons of rain in the spring, and drastic temperature changes from day to day regardless of the season. I ... » Learn More about Everything I Know About Kids I Learned From Dogs