It wasn't until two months ago that I knew what Lululemon was. And I still don't know how to pronounce it. I went to a fancy wedding a few weeks ago and had to text my girl, Amanda, to ask if a deep v-neck dress calls for a long or short necklace. (The answer is long). "Have you heard about ... » Learn More about A Day Short and a Dollar Late
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A How-To Guide for Convincing Your Husband to Knock You Up. Again.
Originally published in March 2013 It's no secret 'round these parts that my uterus is jonesing for a little company. Lately, new things have factored into the matter: My 20-month old has learned to hold my iPhone without her chubby thumbs getting in the way. You heard it ... » Learn More about A How-To Guide for Convincing Your Husband to Knock You Up. Again.
Scary Mommy Summary and Summer Plans
Turns out, I kinda like this vlogging thang. It's definitely not because I want the world to hear my manly voice or because I want to worry about covering the massive zit that has taken up residence on my chin. It's not because it's easy to find a minute where the kids are quiet or the husband isn't ... » Learn More about Scary Mommy Summary and Summer Plans
God Help Me; I’ve Vlogged
Hey there Mixies! So, I took one for the team, and by "took one" I mean I made a complete fool of myself, and by "the team" I mean Janene and Christine of More Than Mommies. See, they had this idea that we should create a vlog, and they gave us questions so we didn't ramble like idiots. ... » Learn More about God Help Me; I’ve Vlogged
Hug Your Favorite Gay or Lesbian & High-Five 5 out of 9 Supreme Court Justices!
"DOMA is unconstitutional as a deprivation of the equal liberty of persons that is protected by the Fifth Amendment." Boom. My reaction to the ruling was a cross between DUH and AMEN. On one hand, I'm irritated that it took this long (or was even necessary in the first place) to allow two people ... » Learn More about Hug Your Favorite Gay or Lesbian & High-Five 5 out of 9 Supreme Court Justices!