I would make a real shitty lawyer; it's 4am and I'm awake, heart bleeding over the George Zimmerman verdict. Maybe one day I'll learn to shake these kinds of injustices off with a shrug of the shoulders, but today is not that day. Most believe Zimmerman was found not guilty because there wasn't ... » Learn More about One Step Forward, 5 Decades Back
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Oversharing: Hair (AND a Vlog!)
When Shay contacted me about oversharing, I knew her story was a perfect fit. She says boobs a lot. Oh and hey? If you're still around, check out the new vlog I made for The More Than Mommies Mixer. I've learned a lot about myself from vlogging: I only have two shirts, I make weird faces when I ... » Learn More about Oversharing: Hair (AND a Vlog!)
A Day Short and a Dollar Late
It wasn't until two months ago that I knew what Lululemon was. And I still don't know how to pronounce it. I went to a fancy wedding a few weeks ago and had to text my girl, Amanda, to ask if a deep v-neck dress calls for a long or short necklace. (The answer is long). "Have you heard about ... » Learn More about A Day Short and a Dollar Late
A How-To Guide for Convincing Your Husband to Knock You Up. Again.
Originally published in March 2013 It's no secret 'round these parts that my uterus is jonesing for a little company. Lately, new things have factored into the matter: My 20-month old has learned to hold my iPhone without her chubby thumbs getting in the way. You heard it ... » Learn More about A How-To Guide for Convincing Your Husband to Knock You Up. Again.
Scary Mommy Summary and Summer Plans
Turns out, I kinda like this vlogging thang. It's definitely not because I want the world to hear my manly voice or because I want to worry about covering the massive zit that has taken up residence on my chin. It's not because it's easy to find a minute where the kids are quiet or the husband isn't ... » Learn More about Scary Mommy Summary and Summer Plans