Today, a friend texted me upset because some basic moron in her social circle had called out Christians, making the baseless claim that they can't be both faithful and Democrats. Friendly note: if you agree with said basic moron, the rest of this post is not for you. This isn't about politics; ... » Learn More about I’ll See Your Unsolicited Advice & Raise You One Middle Finger
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Pet-less for the First Time in 25 Years and Me No Likey
We started out with fish because fish are easy. But fish also die easy, and I couldn't snuggle with them. Got me a hamster but the little bastard bit me and we had to part ways. Cats were a no-no, as per my dad's allergy. I wore my parents down with the normal kid pleas: "I'll feed the ... » Learn More about Pet-less for the First Time in 25 Years and Me No Likey
I Could Easily Lead a Double Life and My Husband Would Be None the Wiser
#HusbandWTF's 40th birthday is this November. Months ago, I asked him how he'd like to celebrate. A no-frills kind of guy, his answer reflected his simple soul: "I'd like to be outside and I want my kids there and our friends' kids there. No one should need a babysitter. Everyone is welcome." Had ... » Learn More about I Could Easily Lead a Double Life and My Husband Would Be None the Wiser
LifeChanger of the Year
Last year, more than 3 in 4 educators (77%) dedicated at least seven “extra” hours to their jobs above and beyond the required work week. If you're a teacher, you're nodding your head in solidarity. Also, 66% of millennial educators identified personal finances as their number one ... » Learn More about LifeChanger of the Year
Pittsburgh Cultural Trust Events for Kids
Hey fellow yinzers! The Pittsburgh Cultural Trust is once again teaming up with Citizen's Bank and EQT to bring our youngest and most adorable audience members some fantastic theater experiences. With silly jokes, familiar storybook characters, amazing acrobatics, and catchy songs, shows are sure to ... » Learn More about Pittsburgh Cultural Trust Events for Kids
This is What Happened When a Drunk Lady Followed Us Around Target
When my son and husband channel their inner 70-year-old and head to the golf course, my daughters and I use our girls' only time to do fun stuff. We go to the movies, visit with friends, and enjoy shopping sprees at Target. To my husband who's reading this: calm down--I used our Red Card so it's ... » Learn More about This is What Happened When a Drunk Lady Followed Us Around Target
Turn Off Your Crock Pot!
This is a post sponsored by the National Fire Protection Association and SparkySchoolhouse.org. Unless you live under a rock (which actually sounds like a fabulous idea right about now), you're familiar with the TV show This is Us. And if you're familiar with the show, you're probably ... » Learn More about Turn Off Your Crock Pot!
I’M WRITING A BOOK AND YES I’M YELLING!
A little over a month ago, I received an email from an editor at Page Street Publishing Co.. She asked if I was already working with an agent (bahahahahaha!) and if not, would I be interested in talking with her company about writing a book. I laughed and hovered over the DELETE button because SPAM, ... » Learn More about I’M WRITING A BOOK AND YES I’M YELLING!
The Snapology Franchise: Changing How You Celebrate Those Winter Birthdays!
My birthday is in November, a notoriously inconsistent month of weather here in western Pennsylvania. The majority of my November shindigs consisted of my mom's cousin, a professional clown, entertaining/terrifying my party guests in our cramped basement. Nothing says THANKS FOR COMING like making ... » Learn More about The Snapology Franchise: Changing How You Celebrate Those Winter Birthdays!
I Am My Dog’s Favorite Ball
The night before we brought her home, I couldn't sleep. The same giddy excitement as when I was a child on Christmas Eve radiated through my body: eyes wouldn't close, brain wouldn't turn off. I lay there visualizing the snuggles, the unconditional love, everything I expected to accompany a ... » Learn More about I Am My Dog’s Favorite Ball