We’re all familiar with the unfortunate nature by which dogs age, adding seven years at a time rather than the normal one people-year. Except, I don’t know many people beyond the age of five who are truly only aging annually; between throwing down too many processed foods, constant exposure to ... » Learn More about Maternalosis Degenerative Progression Syndrome: Reversing the Effects of Mom Years
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Going From Mundane to Mahvelous!
Lately, I’ve been thinking about how my kids will remember their childhood. Will they hold on to the countless notes and cards I wrote for them before they could even read? Will they remember Daddy scooping them up and snuggling them into his beard, despite giggly protests? Or will my children ... » Learn More about Going From Mundane to Mahvelous!
Itchy Itchy, Scratchy Scratchy
Natalie and I were inseparable. As 9-year-olds do, we shared secrets, sleepovers, and sesame seed sized insects in our hair. You know, LICE. I was there on that hot July afternoon when Natalie's mom discovered lice in her daughter's shoulder length strawberry blonde hair. A quick look at my ... » Learn More about Itchy Itchy, Scratchy Scratchy
Reading Saves Lives
I've been an avid reader for as long as I can remember. I would pretend I could read long before I knew how to string letters together to create those magical words. One of my parents' favorite pictures is of a potty-training me sitting atop my plastic throne perusing a book I clutched upside down ... » Learn More about Reading Saves Lives
You Stink. Let Me Help! (A friendly giveaway)
Back to School is here, yo! Where did summer go? I think I rhyme when I'm nervous. It's no secret my main man is starting Kindergarten this fall, and I may be spiking my coffee with Kahlua for a little liquid courage to keep it together while waving at the departing bus. With our ... » Learn More about You Stink. Let Me Help! (A friendly giveaway)