I once colored a picture of crabs carrying sand buckets, wrote a caption underneath it, "Now I have crabs, too!" and gifted it to my dad. Because of his t-shirt, "I got crabs in Ocean City, Maryland," I knew he would just LOVE my picture. Problem was, he didn't realize I was too young to know what ... » Learn More about Oversharing: Gifting Porn To My Dad
Funny Stuff
Here, have some funny served with a side of inappropriate. Because life is too short, laugh!
Oversharing: The Chicken Cutlets
I'm not a fan of fantasy or sci-fi for the very reason that I suck at suspending my disbelief; I just can't get with fairies or spaceships or what have you. That said, The Hunger Games is my shiz, so you explain that one. The point I'm trying to make is that I find reality provides all WHAT THE ... » Learn More about Oversharing: The Chicken Cutlets
If Toddlers Chose Their Own Consequences
The concept of time Cause and effect Putting on one's shoes These are some of the abstract ideas that completely elude toddlers. It can be maddening trying to reason with their pint-size persistence, and despite very clear explanations, they tend to miss the mark like ... » Learn More about If Toddlers Chose Their Own Consequences
Oversharing: Double D Disaster — A Bra Shopping Tale of Woe
My children have basically ruined my breasts. Once perky and full, they are now sad, deflated balloons found shriveled and embarrassed behind the couch a month after the party: they tried to remain afloat, but gravity and grubby hands got the best of them and finally brought them to their demise. ... » Learn More about Oversharing: Double D Disaster — A Bra Shopping Tale of Woe
Oversharing: From the Mouths of Babes
We all have that one facial feature we'd like to change, or a body qualm that, try as we might, we just can't come to terms with. Some of us, like myself, would like to decrease the amount of junk in her trunk. Others would rather--ahem--augment. Today's Oversharer is no different; Amanda dreams of ... » Learn More about Oversharing: From the Mouths of Babes