It's not that I set out to intentionally make those around me uncomfortable. I just do it. The problem has been pinpointed (I've no filter and say what others only think) and named: I believe the textbook term is Verbal Diarrhea. I've learned to live with VD (teehee) and make adjustments when ... » Learn More about And I Was So Excited When They Learned To Talk…
Here, have some funny served with a side of inappropriate. Because life is too short, laugh!
A few days ago, I received an email from a nice gentleman named Mark. He was inquiring about my writing services and, being a freelance writer and a blog owner, I didn't see anything unusual about his message. Then he referenced my Fiverr account and I was all what the whaaaa? I had never ... » Learn More about What I’ve Learned About Fiverr
Today is my anniversary, which means on this day 9 years ago, I had to cut my mom's panties off her. Right, so let me explain... My parents had graciously turned their house into a hotel/salon for the gals in my wedding party. It was the morning of my I Do Day, and all of us were getting ... » Learn More about When Panty Lines Attack
Loan me your brain for a minute; we're gettin' all philosophical up in herrr: Which came first: the chicken or the egg? If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Would The Kardashians still be a show if Kim hadn't gotten freaky nasty on the ... » Learn More about The Tale of One Woman’s Tramp Stamp
"If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis." --Old Farm Lady on Billy Madison I heart Sarah because she regularly Overshares on her blog The Sadder But Wiser Girl, which is where today's post was first published. Sarah's inability to control her bladder and her willingness to then ... » Learn More about Oversharing: I Peed My Pants At Wal-Mart and Other Tales of Mommy Incontinence