In my current very pregnant state, one could accurately describe my emotional well-being as fragile. Iffy. Psychotic. I don't pretend to be stable right now; the tears fall when I repeatedly drop my razor in the shower, and the curse words fly when the dogs lick the sliding glass door I just ... » Learn More about Freckles & Curse Words
Funny Stuff
Here, have some funny served with a side of inappropriate. Because life is too short, laugh!
Husband: WTF?
Even though Facebook continues to be a thorn in the side of bloggers everywhere, I'm holding out hope that my pals and I will be given Mark Zuckerturd's blessing to rant, rave, and laugh as per our usual. Especially because I've started a new "trend" (in quotation marks because I believe a trend ... » Learn More about Husband: WTF?
Introducing: The Leading Ladies of I Just Want to Be Alone
All classic movies have'em. They're unforgettable, they're repeated in social contexts, and they make for awesome one-liners when you can't think of anything else to say: "Here's lookin' at you, kid." --Casablanca "Go ahead, make my day." --Dirty Harry "There's no crying in baseball!" --A ... » Learn More about Introducing: The Leading Ladies of I Just Want to Be Alone
Oversharing: Peeing Alone is Totally Overrated
Did you know it's almost been ONE YEAR since the Oversharing: I Ain't Scarrred series debuted? That's right, pals. We have collectively embarrassed ourselves with tales of our stray chin hairs, jiggly bellies, sex bloopers, and too many stories from atop the porcelain throne to count. And it has ... » Learn More about Oversharing: Peeing Alone is Totally Overrated
Oversharing: I Dropped the Cup…Well, Almost
Know what I love about today's Oversharer? Everything. Kristen is kind, talented, and as a Corporate Mama, she understands the value in hiring other moms. She's basically a walking poster child for girl power and that makes my heart happy. Also? She almost peed on herself. But I'll let her tell you ... » Learn More about Oversharing: I Dropped the Cup…Well, Almost