When I texted my best gal pal, "Have to take subway to concert, pray for me," she thought I was taking sandwiches to the Rolling Stones Fifty & Counting show. Not so much. What has two thumbs and had never been on a subway until this past weekend? This country bumpkin. That whole thumb thing ... » Learn More about Mick Jagger’s Not Getting My Panties, But He May Get My Husband’s
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Mommy, Am I Going to Heaven?
The other night, I was putting my son to bed and he started asking questions about my Grandma. Gram passed away when I was pregnant with my boy, so he never met her, but we talk about her so often it's like he almost knows her. I like that. So, as I'm tucking him in and we're talking about the ... » Learn More about Mommy, Am I Going to Heaven?
Oversharing: Unfortunate Observations From the Bathroom
You know how sometimes you just click with a person you've never met and know very little about? Yeah. That's me and Mommy, For Real's Stephanie. I can't confidently say that she returns my feelings, but every time I read her work, I love her a little more. I completely identify with her as a woman ... » Learn More about Oversharing: Unfortunate Observations From the Bathroom
You Will Find Him Next To Me
My husband kisses me every day. He reaches for me in his sleep. He is patient when I am not. You won’t find him drinking at the table Rolling dice and staying out ’til three You won’t ever find him be unfaithful You will find him, you’ll find him next to me My ... » Learn More about You Will Find Him Next To Me
Hiya New Pals!
Are you reading this from your mobile device whilst atop the porcelain throne? I'm not judging, just curious. In case you were wondering, I am coming to you live from the bathroom, but only because I'm hiding from my kids. If I have to read The Little Engine That Could one more time today, I am ... » Learn More about Hiya New Pals!