What do cleavage, bedroom eyes, and short skirts have in common? They were all introduced to my son this weekend.
I think if you click on the picture, you’ll get a clearer view, but it’s late and I’m too tired to troubleshoot.
Anyway, the kid and I are playing Candy Land this weekend and I notice the one princess looks like she’s trying to seduce him. I’m not impressed.
So we turn on Sesame Street, a childhood favorite of mine, and there’s my girl Maria showing off her ta-tas. Don’t get me wrong; Maria’s got it goin’ on. Muy buena, chica! But seriously, put those puppies away unless you’re teaching la ninas to breastfeed.
A post-a-day is killing me. Slowly…killing…me…
Hahahahaha!!! I love you. It would kill me, too.
At first, I was all “this is great! It’ll really challenge me!” Now I’m all: “I wish I were drunk.”
Recent data reveals that 25% of males have sex for the first time by age 15. Probably could be traced back to “early clevage exposure” from Maria the slutbag.
I hope you’re making that statistic up like you do all of the other statistics you quote. If not, Brady will be locked in a closet until he’s 18, i.e. a legal adult we don’t have to be responsible for.
–Mom of the Year
Oh my goodness…look at that princess…I don’t think we have this version! Are those bedroom eyes or did she just overdose? Her eyes are rolling up into her head! Now I’m dying to know what this artist’s background is (I’m guessing 50 year old man who did a prison stint).
So many people have said that about this version: I think we have Candy Land: the 1974 Porn Version. Yikes…
She DOES look like she OD’ed–yes!!!
No words just thank you for the laugh and smile after another rough night with Emma. Seriously, this kid needs to get better ASAP, because I am so tired and worn out now!!
Noooo! I thought she was on the mend?! Ahh 🙁 I’m sorry to hear you had another rough one, but at least Maria’s ta-tas were good for a laugh 😉
I agree about the Candyland princess. She looks like a freaking Bratz doll.
Maria’s fine though. She can’t help those things. Also, Maria’s still on Sesame Street? When I was a kid, she was pregnant and that’s how I learned about the nesting phase. Probably the only thing I remember from that show.
Nesting?! Please tell me she was all up in Big Bird’s nest to make her point 🙂
P.S. Her daughter Gabby is on the show now–not sure if it’s the real daughter or what, but there are generations of Marias now!
I was gonna ask the same thing. Growing up in Pittsburgh, Sesame Street and Electric Company was all that was on at our house during the day. Unless Dad was home. Then it was stinkin’ Cisco Kid or some crap like that.
Your son’s name is Brady? Awesome sauce….that’s my youngest’s middle name. And guess what? He’s named after a baseball player – your hubs would probably like that. ‘Cept I can’t remember which one.
Happy Monday! Oh, who am I kidding?
Penny at Green Moms and Kids
http://greenmomsandkids.wordpress.com
I REMEMBER THE ELECTRIC COMPANY!!! At least your dad didn’t watch Unsolved Mysteries and give you nightmares until you were 15.
My main man is Brady–great minds, lady!
If I wanted my kids to watch soft core porn I’d have let them watch the half time show at the SuperBowl. I hear ya- why is it boobs are everywhere. I know pe0ple will be annoyed by this, but I must say it: I’m tired of everyone telling boys that they need to respect girls when from a tiny age everyone is showing them their boobs!! How am I supposed to raise my boys to respect a woman’s body if it’s up in his face all the time? Poor boys- I feel badly for them. Truly.
Oh, and just the thought of a post a day is killing me. And it would definitely kill my readers. Some of us aren’t as skiiiiiiled as you.
Vicky
http://www.thepursuitofnormal.blogspot.com
Skilled…or insane. The jury is still out on that one 😉 But thank you!
I promise that my daughter will make it easy to respect her. I have a strict no-B rule until she’s out of my house: I don’t want to see her Butt, Boobs, or Belly.
Olivia told me as we were leaving today, “‘the kid’ doesn’t like princesses.” (she said his actual name…but for privacy’s sake I did not use it ;))”How do you know?” I asked. “Because he told me,” She replied. So he ain’t buyin’ what Princess Frostine is selling! LOL
Hahahaha!! This is made my day, Christine!!!!!!!!!!