When Dani Ryan of Cloudy, With a Chance of Wine unveiled her new series, “Priceless Mom Moments,” and asked me to submit a story, I knew exactly what I was going to write. Mostly because it had just happened and I didn’t have the gift of elapsed time to feign forgetfulness.
“Who? Me? That wasn’t ME. I think that happened to my husband…”
Nope. ‘Twas I who almost died and was subsequently humiliated by my kids in our local grocery store’s bathroom.
So, died is a bit of a stretch. Unless we’re talking about my pride.
Before I beg you to click the image below and magically transport yourself to the whole story, allow me to share a bit of background in case some of you aren’t familiar with the BRAT diet. According to Wikipedia, the BRAT diet is:
…an mnemonic for bananas, rice, apple sauce and toast, the staples of the diet…for patients with gastrointestinal distress such as diarrhea…
Right then. So here we go! Click the image below and marvel at my kids’ ability to completely mortify me in public.
I have a feeling this is going to be good! I’m laughing with you…
Christine, you’ll never look at GE the same again 😉
I’m still dying with laughter over this story! Thanks for sharing it on my blog! xoxo
Any time, lady!!!
Literally “Holy Crap”!! Ha Ha!
Well played, Christine. Well played.
You are disgusting. I love you for that.
And this is why we’ve bonded on a deeper level. Poop.
Ooooooh…. diarrhea is ALWAYS a good funny story!! Sorry- maybe your butt is still stinging… I pop over to find out!!!
Hilarious story. A very similar situation happened to me, except I was in Walmart and no way in hell was I using their bathroom.
Still picturing it (the part at the checkout, not in the stall) and still laughing. I’m so sorry for you, but great post fodder!
I totally understand! The number of times I have had the rumblings and sweats are too many to count. Luckily my child is 19 years old and knows enough not to comment.
Can’t wait to read!
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