It's pretty unfair that swimsuit season coincides with BEER ME season. What is it about the warm weather that begs for imbibing? There's nothing I enjoy more than being outside with our neighbors, laughing and chatting over a few cold Blue Moons, watching as a slew of kids run circles around us. I ... » Learn More about Summer Makes Me Fat
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Smells Like Childhood
I participated in an Influencer Activation on behalf of Influence Central for Neutrogena. I received samples to facilitate my review and a promotional item to thank me for my participation. The simple things are what I remember most about my childhood. Running around barefoot outside, ... » Learn More about Smells Like Childhood
They Serve Bagels In Heaven
Her voice, thick with New Jersey, was reminiscent of Marisa Tomei's in My Cousin Vinny (or so thinks this Yank!). There was a sweetness to it, something calming about it. I couldn't help but giggle as we spoke over the phone, giddy to have this brilliant woman at my disposal to ask any ... » Learn More about They Serve Bagels In Heaven
Gimme Some of the Grape!
4-year-old: Can I have some more of that yummy grape stuff? Me: ...grapes? 4-year-old: No! It's in the bottle and it's yummy! Me, holding up liquid Ibuprofen: Your medicine?! 4-year-old: YES! I could eat that every day! My daughter has a sweet tooth just like her Mama (and ... » Learn More about Gimme Some of the Grape!
Because You Love To See Them Smile
Ocean City, Maryland. That was my family's summer vacation destination when I was little. We would pack up the car with bags and boxes until there was barely any room left for people, then my brother and I would sprawl out in the backseat on the make-shift bed our Mom had fashioned with a few ... » Learn More about Because You Love To See Them Smile