I've no complaints about dedicating the majority of recent writing to my book. But I gotta say: I've missed word vomiting over here! I've been itching to get back to sharing the meaningless and embarrassing details of my life. LET'S GET STARTED! Writing a book right after the year of Too Many ... » Learn More about My First Week on NutriSystem (Also: Why I’ve Been Farting Like a Teenage Boy)
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Things I’ve Learned Thanks to My First Colonoscopy
Originally published in December 2015 Stomach troubles have plagued me for as long as I can recall. When I think of all the things they've ruined for me, one particular example comes to mind... My boyfriend had taken me to a romantic seafood restaurant then to see the Pittsburgh ... » Learn More about Things I’ve Learned Thanks to My First Colonoscopy
Why You Should Always Do Your Laundry Before Going to the Doctor’s
I hadn't seen my family practitioner since before I got pregnant with my son in 2009. My gynecologist was on speed dial, but my family doc and I had grown apart because I'm a user and didn't need her. All of a sudden, I found myself three babies deep and halfway through 2014. Fearing my PCP felt ... » Learn More about Why You Should Always Do Your Laundry Before Going to the Doctor’s
Oversharing. I Naired My Face: A Cautionary Tale
You may remember Amanda from her last guest post whereupon she shared her "little" story with us. Teehee. Little. Aaaanyway, she's back today with another Oversharing that is bound to have you clutching your chinny chin chin hairs in horror. Read with caution. You have been ... » Learn More about Oversharing. I Naired My Face: A Cautionary Tale
The Tale of One Woman’s Tramp Stamp
Loan me your brain for a minute; we're gettin' all philosophical up in herrr: Which came first: the chicken or the egg? If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Would The Kardashians still be a show if Kim hadn't gotten freaky nasty on the ... » Learn More about The Tale of One Woman’s Tramp Stamp