See what I did there? You so crazy/Zoo so crazy?! *laughs, falls off desk chair* (WAIT! Don't leave! You can win tickets to the zoo if you stick around until the end!) My kids love silly jokes, and because they're young, I can still make them belly laugh, which I appreciate. I also appreciate any ... » Learn More about Zoo So Crazy!
Family Stuff
Parenting, marriage, faith, and funny (with a few rants thrown in for good measure).
“My wife has peed and would like to go home now.”
This is Part II of my womanly saga. If you want to start at the beginning, read this first! Part II: "My wife has peed and would like to go home now." On the heels of a very trying year, my hair stylist's discovery of a random bald spot officially pushed me over the edge. At every woman in my ... » Learn More about “My wife has peed and would like to go home now.”
When You Get Your First Period at Sea World with the Girl Scouts
I've talked to many women who've had similar experiences to the ones I'm going to share. So many, in fact, that I don't want to leave out any details because I'm a firm believer sharing is caring. Therefore, I've decided to turn my story into a three-part series, not for dramatic effect, but to make ... » Learn More about When You Get Your First Period at Sea World with the Girl Scouts
I Have a Confession…
Parents, you remember being in the throes of children's television programming, right? Most of the shows were basically incessant mind-numbing theme songs that annihilated brain cells, as per Caillou. Then there were the Kratt Brothers. Before they were animated, they were Martin and Chris ... » Learn More about I Have a Confession…
Dragons Love Tacos
Whoa! It has been a while since I last posted. Did you know babies grow up and participate in stuff and want to play sports and whatever? A little heads up would've been nice because, suuuuuper time consuming. But anyway, here I am. Perfect timing, too, because I'm teaming up the Pittsburgh Cultural ... » Learn More about Dragons Love Tacos