The Mayans were wrong. Y2K was wrong. But you know who’s right? ME. And this is how I know that the end is imminent:
1. My baby brother offered to do my grocery shopping today. I wasn’t diagnosed with something terminal and he didn’t ask for anything in return, so, yeah.
2. Both–count’em: 1, 2–of my children are napping. Like, both of them are asleep at the same time in the middle of the day. My 3 1/2 year-old hasn’t gone down for a nap without a fight in forever. Not only did he not resist today, IT WAS HIS IDEA. We. Are. Screwed.
3. You have heard Kim Kardashian is big with seed, yes? Why aren’t there locusts raining down upon us as I type?!
4. It’s Friday and I all but forgot about the More Than Mommies Mixer. This may not be an indication of our demise as a people, but it’s good evidence that I am officially losing it. Who forgets to socialize with other bloggers, read great stuff, and welcome new readers? —–> THIS GIRL <——
“Kim Kardashian is big with seed”… IS my quote of the week. Surely nothing can top that? Please God let nothing top that perfection 🙂
Ahaha! Thank you? 🙂
OK – it’s a bizarre quote of the week, but it brought me much joy 😉 Thank you!
I aim to please!!!!!!!!!
I knew the end of the world was coming when I woke up on New Year’s Day before the children. The end is nigh. All repent. Happy New Year, and all the best to you and your crazy in 2013!
Hahahaha!!! That’s definitely another sign! Thank you for reading and for your warm wishes! Happy New Year to you and yours, too!!
Two kids down at the SAME time! It’s official. The world is over. Now, can we have dual naptimes repeat themselves at my house?
Haha!! Good luck with that!
When’s all the fire and stuff? I feel crappy enough to take an apocalypse and have it all be over. What’s taking so long? Being sick blows.
Still sick?! That does suck 🙁 Feel better soon. Or not. We’re doomed anyway 😉
It’s never their idea…there is seriously something wrong!!!
Ain’t that the truth!!!!
Two questions:
If the end of the world is night, are you preparing an underground bunker?
And if so, can we come up and crash?
Nigh, not night. damn typos.
Heck yeah! You and your brood are welcome to partake in the underground bunker fun. Just know that my husband has been thwarting my plans for said bunker; I’ve wanted one forever just in case of tornadoes. I need medicated, I know.
This is so funny! You had me at the 3 1/2 yr. old voluntarily napping 😉 Love the new look of your blog too–great job!!
Thank you, Meredith!