I enjoy many things in life. Red wine, white wine, naps. One thing I do not enjoy is the feeling of being a complete, raving, off-my-rocker lunatic. And unfortunately, that pretty much sums me up lately. I thought for sure the words of a former student were ringing true; he must be right, I am "cray ... » Learn More about Look, Kids! Mommy’s in a Straight Jacket!
Parenting
Love
Love. If you're a parent, you have to subscribe to Honest Toddler. This kiddo (and perhaps her Mom?) tells it like it is. If you've recently given birth, may I suggest reading this whilst on the toilet, as you will laugh until you leak. You've been warned... ... » Learn More about Love
Karma Chameleon
The minute I hit "publish" on my last post, which was admittedly seething with Debbie Downerisms, I was bothered by it. I'm not really a negative person (PROOF: this sign hangs in our foyer!): and I am ashamed that I allowed a small group of people and incidents to have such an impact on me. ... » Learn More about Karma Chameleon
To Whom It May Concern
This is (a terrible picture of) my daughter's bib: The bib is funny because it's so appropriate for her, but it's only funny because she's a toddler. When I took it out of the washing machine this morning, I couldn't help but think of all of the adults I know who could fittingly rock this ... » Learn More about To Whom It May Concern
REALLY?!
Today was a perfect reminder of why I named my blog Really?! I took the kids to see Zach at work and almost immediately regretted it. Normally I regret public appearances because a kid has soiled him/herself and the stench is unbearable. Other times it's because I forgot to tweeze my uni-brow and ... » Learn More about REALLY?!