He was charming. Handsome. Ambitious. Fun. <Insert lavish sigh and girlish giggles here> On the heels of my first real break-up, I met Bryan.* We lived in the same dorm and despite my role as big bad Resident Assistant, he continued to underage drink in his room. He was the ... » Learn More about Breakfast Burritos Make Me Sick and I Hate Guys That Wear Abercrombie & Fitch