When I texted my best gal pal, "Have to take subway to concert, pray for me," she thought I was taking sandwiches to the Rolling Stones Fifty & Counting show. Not so much. What has two thumbs and had never been on a subway until this past weekend? This country bumpkin. That whole thumb thing ... » Learn More about Mick Jagger’s Not Getting My Panties, But He May Get My Husband’s