Dimpled knees and chubby hands. Sweet smiles and coos. Snuggles and soft sighs. Babies. I'll pause for a collective awwww... Done? ... » Learn More about Here, Have a Free Vacation. Really.
Even though Facebook continues to be a thorn in the side of bloggers everywhere, I'm holding out hope that my pals and I will be given Mark Zuckerturd's blessing to rant, rave, and laugh as per our usual. Especially because I've started a new "trend" (in quotation marks because I believe a trend ... » Learn More about Husband: WTF?
Middle school was rough for me. Between break-outs and boys and the exhilarating yet terrifying release out from under the protective wing of elementary school, it was quite the transition period. Topping my Seventh Grade List o' Worries? A black kid liked me and while I didn't think anything of it, ... » Learn More about The Sister God Forgot to Give Me
I see all these fashionable ladies with their beautiful jewelry walking around in their knee-high boots that would come up to my crotch, and I ask myself, "Why are you so afraid to accessorize?!" It's not my fault I'm barely 5'1 and these adorable fall boots swallow me whole. But the jewelry ... » Learn More about Clueless Like Me: A Jewelry Giveaway!
Remember how I was super annoying begging for votes so I would win the Scary Mommy contest? Well, it paid off because, friends, WE WON! Jill Smokler is officially coming to the Steel City (Pittsburgh, duh) on Saturday, June 29th. She's holding a public meet and greet/book signing at The Sheraton in ... » Learn More about I Got People. And Free Stuff.