The fam and I took a trip to Burgatory today. If you’ve never been, I highly recommend it, mostly for the milkshakes. Mmmmmm…
Anyhoo, the kids behaved fairly well, ate their meals without trying to feed strangers at the table next to us, and didn’t even spill anything! It was, without a doubt, one of our more successful outings.
At least it was until I peed on my daughter.
Ella announced she had to go potty. Despite her not actually using the potty (she sits on it fully clothed and sometimes does her business in her diaper, other times she just sits there grinning like a Granny at Bingo), I granted her request and off we went.
The bathroom is beautifully tiled from floor to ceiling with extra special touches exactly at eye level as you’re seated atop the throne. As you faithful readers know, I use the hover method because it’s the clean and convenient option when using a public facility. So there I was, hovering, trying to engage my 20-month-old, but unable to take my eyes off of what appeared to be jewels spackled onto the walls. Who decorated this place?! Michelangelo?!
Me: Is that an emerald?
Daughter: Hi, Mommy’s bum. Uh-oh.
We all know that “uh oh” is toddler speak for “it’s too late.” And too late it was.
She was either trying to assist with the clean-up process or mistook me for a bathtub with running water. Regardless, I peed on my daughter today.
And how are you spending your Saturday?!
Oh! I forgot: I have no chance of winning or even placing this year, but it is super duper to be among the nominees of the Top 25 Funny Moms. If you feel like casting a vote and you’re kind enough to cast it for me, click below! (I may be listed under pending as I was a late addition!)