On Friday night, I babysat four kids under the age of four in order to give my best friend a much-deserved night out. Since two of the kiddos were mine, I was feeling confident I could manage. No, I was not drunk. I'm just a good friend. After a successful dinner, the older kids were running ... » Learn More about We All Survived
Here, have some funny served with a side of inappropriate. Because life is too short, laugh!
I hadn't seen my family practitioner since before I got pregnant with my son in 2009. My gynecologist was on speed dial, but my family doc and I had grown apart because I'm a user and didn't need her. All of a sudden, I found myself two babies deep and halfway through 2011. Fearing my PCP felt ... » Learn More about Why You Should Always Do Your Laundry Before Going to the Doctor’s
Thirty-three years ago, I was the first grandchild, the favorite. You actually called me Number One which made me wonder if you were just trying to remember the birth order of your grandkids or if I was, truly, Number One. I think we both know the answer. *wink wink* Seventeen years ago, I got ... » Learn More about Five Years Ago
My brother can't hold his sugar. His beer is one thing, but sweets? Not so much. I'll never forget the Halloween that ended in his night terror that woke the whole house. He was shrieking at the top of his lungs that a Snickers bar with a knife was chasing him. He was screaming and sweating, and his ... » Learn More about I Ain’t Afraid of No Ghost! But Common Core Math Is Another Story…
Have you ever wondered how some people are legally permitted to function amongst us? I have. Often. And every day, I am rendered speechless by the mounting stupidity I witness. From the entitled brat of a woman sighing dramatically because she has to wait in line at the grocery store (learn how to ... » Learn More about Jesus Take the Wheel So These Other Morons Don’t